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Jason and Christina are completely off the rails. Semen samples, alcohol, drugs, penis cakes, and endless tirades by the rant-master himself: Jason. Cap it all off with the BEST Samuel L. Jackson impression you will litererally EVER hear (as done by Christina), and you've got yourself one hell of a show.
One this is for sure: You will NEVER get bored when partying with these guys.
Jason and Christina #TeamAlme